Me Mama BeaR!
In this life I am a woman In my next life I would like to come back as a BEAR When you are a bear, you get to hibernate You do nothing but sleep for 6 months I could deal with that Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid I could deal with that too When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of a walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business You swat anyone who bothers your cubs If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too I could deal with that If you’re a bear, your MATE expects you to wake up growling He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat Yup gonna be a bear!! *************************************************************************** Disclaimer: There is no such thing as reincarnation so no way being a BEAR is possible I love my baby very much so I will not swat her for whatever reasons the...